I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm getting married
To pizza
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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