There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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