this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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