It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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