You really coming over, don't trick.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
