Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
so much tequila, so little girl.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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