id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
