Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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