So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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