I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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