I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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