batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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