AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
