he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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