youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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