Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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