Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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