but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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