I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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