is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
