woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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