He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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