Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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