I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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