we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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