so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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