It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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