Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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