Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm always down for nudity.
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