i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize