i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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