just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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