WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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