I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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