If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Drunk is not a location!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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