It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The best revenge is premature balding
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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