I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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