it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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