...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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