I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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