I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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