Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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