Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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