She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Farmville is her only friend.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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