It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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