i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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