So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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