Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You took a bar mat shot.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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