; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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