Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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