ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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