am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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