i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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